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Thursday, November 29, 2012
Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Jack and Elena land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Jacke asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.
Finally, Elena brings up the subject of sex.
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Elena.
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another... Elena and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where
the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.
'I don't think this is going to work,' says Elena..
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to Elena.
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways.
As they walked along, Jack asks, 'Well, was it any good?'
'I hate to say it,' says Elena, 'but it was wonderful.
How about you?'
'It was horrible,' he replies.
'All I got was a headache ... She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Jacke asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.
Finally, Elena brings up the subject of sex.
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Elena.
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another... Elena and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where
the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.
'I don't think this is going to work,' says Elena..
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to Elena.
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways.
As they walked along, Jack asks, 'Well, was it any good?'
'I hate to say it,' says Elena, 'but it was wonderful.
How about you?'
'It was horrible,' he replies.
'All I got was a headache ... She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
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